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So, Bernard is wearing his left arm in a rather ridiculous plaster cast tonight, sticking straight out from his body and held up by a pole. He told his friends it was the outcome of a faux pas he made while drunk, rather than explaining that it was from falling over an animated porcelain doll in this place that was trying to stab him with a spoon.

Perhaps this is why he seems to have been let off being resized. But at the moment, he is enjoying a bit of chain smoking, solely because he's about the only person in here today who's able to buy cigarettes.