"Dude, it is the hardest thing, you just have to develop a poker face. And like -- don't tell people you know them from a movie, or know stuff about them that's private, until you give them a chance to get used to the idea." A rueful look crosses his face. "Full disclosure? First year I was here, I accidentally freaked out this little kid because I --"

Midsentence, he remembers he's talking to someone from the same canonical universe as some variant of Bruce Wayne, and edits what he's about to say on the fly.

"-- recognized his name and knew who he was gonna grow up to be, and that was definitely my bad."