"Evidently there are all sorts of fashion choices, this is just... one of them! I'll admit I don't know much about it, I'm not Nie Huaisang. I wasn't paying nearly enough attention to the clothing for his preferences, he'd be so ashamed of me." He snorts, and saunters back into the bedroom.

Perhaps he remembers that at least one person had admired his ass in these trousers. Perhaps he's not sure if he's still really got it, but his little hopeless crush is too much to help him resist the moment.