Well, you heard about Door and that Joe Dick guy, right? Understandably, Door has... issues about these kinds of things. So when I...

*buries head in hands*

Aziraphale was making... unwelcome advances. On Door and Kassandra. So I did the first thing I could think of. I grabbed Door, and I called him on it. Invited him along to... have some fun, sort of thing.

It snapped him out of it - he'd've gone mad, otherwise. But... Door and Tom don't see it that way.

Tonks, why'm I such a fucking idiot?