http://pubdog.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pubdog.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2004-08-03 07:39 pm

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone else. Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour.

In honour of Bernard and Dionysus taking over the bar the last two nights, the specials tonight are wine, sake-bombs, and stuffed grape leaves. None of which explodes, but some comes damn close. Sit back, relax, and enjoy watching my sunburn peel.

*settles in comfortably*

[identity profile] not-a-horse.livejournal.com 2004-08-03 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
::Thank you. A bucket of water would be appreciated.::

She pauses for a moment, as if trying to think of how to phrase something.

::What are you, exactly? You don't quite smell human.::