*Andrew comes spinning out of the last jazz movement and strikes a heroic pose.*

I wanna be a photo-journalist college kid
And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive arachnid
One lesson that'll be learned by me
Is that with great power comes great responsibility
And I'll have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands --

*He does the webshooter gesture. With both hands.*

I ... wanna be Spider-Man!