"And come next Christmas, I plan to offer my services. But don't mention Cupid around here. He's not exactly on the welcome list, I think.

"Ollie was probably jealous. And think of it this way: I doubt he has much love for the Catholic Church. He could have really embarrassed you with a real and angry protest.

"I'm Irish on my grandmother's side, I think, but I worked with the police for long enough that I think I'm honorary Irish.

"Speaking of the police, I'm glad you're here. I could use some advice."