"Lookin'... mighty fine there hon. I like the look. Want a Guinness?"
His brow furrows and he tries to explain.
"It's a sort of celebration of Irish stuff today... and... well... shit..."
"Ireland's a country in my world where legend said that some Saint chased all the snakes away. And they celebrate it by drinking a lot once a year. And lot's of other countries use the opportunity to vainly claim some sort of Irish heritage. But it's just an excuse to get trashed really."
"Guinness is the traditional drink of the Irish. It's a stout. Dark, thick and bitter... with a creamy head."
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His brow furrows and he tries to explain.
"It's a sort of celebration of Irish stuff today... and... well... shit..."
"Ireland's a country in my world where legend said that some Saint chased all the snakes away. And they celebrate it by drinking a lot once a year. And lot's of other countries use the opportunity to vainly claim some sort of Irish heritage. But it's just an excuse to get trashed really."
"Guinness is the traditional drink of the Irish. It's a stout. Dark, thick and bitter... with a creamy head."
He takes a breath.