Consider these the trousers of time.

"I've always been tickled by the use of murder as opposed to kill. Silly humans." He pinches her on the cheek.

"I think we'd both be out of work. It's a good thing I have a wealth of hobbies to choose from."

"Trust me, you know a crime against fashion when you see one. It's like knowing where things are the moment you hurt them."

"Well, I am the Smart One....okay, so I'm not, but for the sake of arguement pretend that I am."