"But you should be nice to me. Because, well, I've been nice to you. I could be mean and trick you."

Barrel scowls again.

"But you're right! Being nice isn't any fun. At least, not nice like this. Its no fun at all. I want to be nasty and cunning, that's fun. I want to string people up by their knees and tie cats tails together and drain the blood from people's faces!"