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Joe comes down into the bar, with a small black cat, and finds a place to sit.

Jack, the laziest kitten small cat in the world, falls asleep on the table. Joe eyes him, then goes to the bar to get a beer. When he returns the cat has failed to move, except maybe it's spread to cover a fractionally large peice of the table.