There are times Shannon would really love to see Sayid as well. But what're ya gonna do?

She takes a deep breath. "Right. I have no idea how people get here, if that's what you want, but okay.

"This is, um, probably the weirdest bar ever. Not everyone's human, there's dead guys that talk to you, and time is really, really messed up. And there's some weird disease going around right now."

...Right, we'll just file that under "worst introduction ever."