Biff hasn't lived in New York long enough to equate the word "lesbian" with two women who shag each other. Right now he just assumes it referrs to people from Lesbos. He'll be a happy man when he figures out the slang, if he doesn't insult someone by accident and get knifed beforehand.

"Well, if it didn't have pizza, you're better off here anyway," he says decisively, taking another drink of wine. "Planning on staying? You'll need a room."