"I ... I uh suppose I could make you a Sex on the Beach. I just sort of figured you'd like to go virgin, what with all the confusion. And..."
He does this strange hand gesture that's somewhere between jazz hands and just random finger wiggling. Don't worry, first day or not, no one would understand it.
As for how to explain sex....
"You didn't used to be a turtle did you?"
What? It makes sense to him. Mike sets about making both the pineapple orange smoothie, and the Sex on the Beach as requested.
"Commissary? OH the bar? I've been working here for couple of months or so, I guess. Nice dig. Normally me and my roommate Indy do the Monday Happy Hour shifts. I came down early to prepare and stuff."
He wipes his drink spattered hand on his apron, and then extends it to the lady across the bar.
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He does this strange hand gesture that's somewhere between jazz hands and just random finger wiggling. Don't worry, first day or not, no one would understand it.
As for how to explain sex....
"You didn't used to be a turtle did you?"
What? It makes sense to him.
Mike sets about making both the pineapple orange smoothie, and the Sex on the Beach as requested.
"Commissary? OH the bar? I've been working here for couple of months or so, I guess. Nice dig. Normally me and my roommate Indy do the Monday Happy Hour shifts. I came down early to prepare and stuff."
He wipes his drink spattered hand on his apron, and then extends it to the lady across the bar.
"Mike. You can call me Mike."