"Well first they have ideas, and then they film pictures with a camera. Normally they would use actors but there's this thing called reality TV where they film people doing things in real life. It's like I'm in a giant Big Brother house spreading over the whole of Holby and further. I can't search for cameras everywhere. Abs already thinks I've gone mad because I started taking everything apart in my room and putting newspaper over mirrors and the lights built into the ceiling."