Logan shrugs. "My dad killed my girlfriend, who had proof he was fucking around on my mom with starlets. My mom jumped off a bridge. My ex-girlfriend's best friend found out my dad committed the murder, suspected me of both that and raping the girl detective, while we were dating. She now thinks I killed a Mexican and is dating my best friend, who won't speak to me because of my dad killing his sister. Add the gang war in, and my life's pretty much shit. Terrorist parents blow major chunks, but unless they succeeded, I'm not sure how much worse it is."

As if these things can be judged on some sort of standard scale, or even a sliding one.