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[horriblyinlove.livejournal.com]

So, an Italian walks into a bar and meets a Dane. They get some spiced ale together and go sit at a table, where they have polite conversation about one thing and another, and marvel at the weird futuristic gadgetry around them.

Wait... that's not very funny.

But it is a good way of pointing out that Benedick of Padua and Guildenstern of Denmark are sharing a table and that either or both are available for conversation.

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[not-a-redshirt.livejournal.com]

"I always thought codpieces would be less protective," he says thoughtfully. Mostly thinking about how he can't believe he's really having this discussion with someone he's only just met.

[outofdepth.livejournal.com]

"You'll have thought wrong," Guildenstern assures him. "If you like, I can offer you a practical demonstration."

[not-a-redshirt.livejournal.com]

"That isn't very sporting of you, if I'm allegedly not as well-defended." He still doesn't believe it. "Sorry I dissed your codpiece. There."