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[leplusbeau]

Fleur is lounging about in a shirt with one button again.



Naughty witch having a one line entrance post. Very very naughty.

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[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

"...............I beg your pardon?"

[leplusbeau]

Shock face! English must be his second language.

"You." Point. "Model..." She trails off then pops the only button on her top and shakes our her hair before posing pin-up girl style on the bar. "For George? Pour George? Para George? Für George?

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

"I-I-I-I...no."

[leplusbeau]

"Why ever not?"

Tit, hanging out.

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Jack, looking in the other direction.

"Christ I don't even know who George is."

[leplusbeau]

Confused, "Are you sure? If you have been in Paris lately, you would have been molested by him at least twice."

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Facepalm.

Christ, he contemplates, everyone here is exceptionally odd.

"I haven't been to Paris lately and I don't know anybody there named George."

[leplusbeau]

Pout.

"Well, iz it porn?"

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Jack's eyes widen. In sheer horror.

"Porn?"

[leplusbeau]

"Porn." Sing song, "Po~rn."

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

"Is what porn?"

[leplusbeau]

Fleur staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.

And then leans forward to whisper a few dirty things in Jack's ear. There might be hand gestures and air quotes.

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Jack pushes his seat back.

Still with that "OMG WTF BBQ POLAR BEAR GIANT BUG" look on his face.

"I-I-I-I...I was just writing for Christ's sake!"

[leplusbeau]

Helpful, "It will give you inspiration!"

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

"I don't want that kind of inspiration."

[leplusbeau]

"Oh, you don't like that kind of muse? I know thiz wonderful guitar player! Very good with hiz hands--"

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Jack's hands fly up to cover his ears. "Ma'am, I'm...I don't want to hear about these things."

[leplusbeau]

She gives him a Look. The 'you so need to get laid' look.

"Do you have a wife?"

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

"No I don't."

[leplusbeau]

"Oh, do not worry! You'll have one in a few monthz." She pats his shoulder. "And you will nevah have to worry again!"




[ooc: and I am heading to bed, sweetie. Slowtime or fade? Either is lovely! Hope I didn't drive you too crazy. :P]

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Eyeage.

"That's good to know."

[ ooc: Oh, don't worry. I routinely break my pup's heads. :> Also, I need to go to bed soon, too, so fade is fine! ]