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[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

Lust walks into the bar and absently picks up a bit of candy.

To say she's astounded would be an understatement. She stares at her hand with an intensity that could burn through steel if given half a chance. She doesn't notice the scrap of paper.

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[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

There is whistling.

"Wow. Nice tail....!"

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

TAIL??

Her neck whips around ... no, she hand't been imagining strange feelings. She grabs the tail to reaffirm its existance. It kind of looks like she might be throttling it.

"Where did this come from?" She's not asking Tim, or at least it seems she's asking her tail, a silly thing for her to do. After a moment she looks around for the voice.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"Hi."

The girls waves.

"Looking good sweetie."

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She looks herself over. "I suppose. But what am I now? A tail? Fur all over?"

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"I think you're a mink?"

Tim doesn't know, she doesn't study most animals.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She looks at herself, then over to fem!Tim. "Your world has interesting minks ..."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"An anthropomorphic mink."

A shrug.

"You know, like furries like."

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She twists and bends, looking at herself from a couple more angles, then nods. "I suppose this would be what a mink-human chimera would look like, if the Alchemist was ... unusually inventive."

She looks back to her. "What's a furry?"

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

She watches carefully the twists and bends. There might be drooling.

"People who are sexually aroused by anthropomorphic representations of animals. They like to dress up as animals and yiff."

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She glances over to Tim and smiles slightly. Her tail bends around herself sinuously. "Are you one of those?"

She'll ask about Yiff later.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

If Tim still had a penis, it would be tenting his pants. As is, she's feeling kinda strange, ina good way.

"Never really have been before. But I've enver met an anthro in person. It makes a difference."

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She smiles and walks closer. "Does it now?"

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

Eddie must admit, there are worse things that could have happened to him than rabbit ears popping out of his head.

...he's still rather unaware of the fluffy tail he's acquired.

He never would have guessed it was Lust if he hadn't noticed her when she walked in. And, much as he hates his own little curse, he has to bug her about her own.

"You should know better than to eat free candy on April Fools day you know."

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She turns at his voice and stops, then smiles despite herself. "This from a man with rabbit ears and a tail. What's an April Fool?"

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

There is some flailing and a few attempts to find some form of reflective surface to confirm what's been said.

"I have a TAIL!?"

...he really hates this day.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She grins and slinks over to gently grab his tail at the base and give the appendage a gentle squeeze. "You sure do ..."

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

Eddie quite literally jumps in surprise when he feels the fluffy ball of fur being squeezed, causing him to let out a startled little noise that most certainly does not resemble a squeak.

"Don't do that!"

Poor Eddie. He feels so violated.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

"You jump like a rabbit ..."

She grins. "But it's so cute!"

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

Eddie's going to develop a twitch at this rate.

"It is not! It's cruel and unusual punishment! I'd leave, but if I'm going to be publicly humiliated, I'd rather do it here along with everybody else."

Things are not going as planned.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

She gives him a patient look. "A word of advice, Eddie ... if a woman says something about you is cute, accept it gracefully."

She pauses a moment then grins. "It just gets cuter the more you deny it."

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

Eddie decides to take the cowardly mature route and drop the subject.

"It could be worse, I guess. I could be a furry like you. All I got stuck with was the ears and the tail. Which is pretty small compared to yours."

Yes, when put that way, Eddie feels much better.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

"What's a furry?"

[symbiote-venom.livejournal.com]

Eddie smirks and rolls his eyes.

"It's a term from my world. It basically means an animal who looks like a person. Walks on hind legs, wears clothes, talks, that sort of thing. In other words, what you are at the moment."

He'll leave out all the junk about people with furry fetishes. For now.

[undignified]

The tail is pretty vapin' big, y'know. And stormtrooper helmets have little enough peripheral vision as it is.

A gloved hand bats at it, and then the apparent soldier continues on his way.


The tin of yellow and black paint may or may not have been a little too close to the tail for comfort.

[ways-lust.livejournal.com]

If she were in her usual form, there would be infinitely long and sharp claws chasing him. As it is, however, she only points menacingly after him as if she had extending claws.

She frowns fiercely at the retreating stormtrooper, until she feels there's something wrong with some of her tailfur.

"Be more careful with that paint! Armored ..." words fail her.

She asks Bar how best to get paint out of fur and Bar summons forth a powered trimmer. Lust is Not Amused.