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[cheevy.livejournal.com]

Attention bar: This is an urgent public service message from your local intergalactic narrative.

A hippie has recently been spotted in your midst. His kind is known to read highfalootin' poppycock, hand out fliers, say things like "give peace a chance!", and smell faintly of motor oil and smoke. The individual in question has recently escaped from the planet Earth. Known to be highly adaptive and sociable animals, this one may even now be learning to blend in. Almost as if he were one of you.

The being is of average height, slender build, unkempt grooming, and (probably) answers to the name of Miniver Cheevy. If you believe you have sighted this creature, please contact your local authority. Warning: hippies are prone to bouts of overexcited idealism and sleeplessness, but pose no danger unless approached with offers of employment or a bath.

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...Miniver inna bar, avidly devouring The Once and Future King (the book, not the person -- he's a vegetarian today).