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This is Martin. He's fairly easy to talk to, as long as some simple rules are followed.

Don't touch the food. Expect vulgarity. Don't touch the food. Mentioning family can be tricky. Don't touch the food.

He's sprawled out with his legs on a chair at another table.

(Not kidding about the food.)