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[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

There is...

Uhm... Dude, you sure you want to go through with this? It's kinda silly. Okay, it's your head.

There is a young looking Tim in the bar. It is, in fact, the Tim Hunter known alternatively as Jack Bone and Hellspawn.

He is dressed....are you sure? I mean, this isn't something you take back.... Fine.

He is dressed like a pirate.

With a steering wheel sticking out of the top of his pants.

Come ask him why, if you dare.

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[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"Indeed matey!"

As he absently strokes the steering wheel.

[misterparker.livejournal.com]

"Why?" Parker scratches his chin, gives Tim a once-over again.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"Why not?"

Jack shrugs.

[misterparker.livejournal.com]

"No real reason. You can look however you want." Parker sits down. "You just look like a costume party on crack."

Parker has seen a costume party on crack. It is a surprisingly apt analogy.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

It is. Especially with the steering wheel.

"I actually just came froma party. You were supposed to come dressed as a joke."

[misterparker.livejournal.com]

"What was your joke?"

Parker waves over a waitrat. "Beer," he orders.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

He gestures at the steerin wheel.

"Arr, it's drivin me nuts."

[misterparker.livejournal.com]

"That's... special," Parker says. He's amused, though, light lines around his eyes, a hint of a smile. "I assume you were a hit."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"Always am."

He gives a grin.