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[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

There is...

Uhm... Dude, you sure you want to go through with this? It's kinda silly. Okay, it's your head.

There is a young looking Tim in the bar. It is, in fact, the Tim Hunter known alternatively as Jack Bone and Hellspawn.

He is dressed....are you sure? I mean, this isn't something you take back.... Fine.

He is dressed like a pirate.

With a steering wheel sticking out of the top of his pants.

Come ask him why, if you dare.

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[river_meimei]

"Ocular atrophy," River corrects.

"Pirates traditionally favored scurvy."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"Turns your world all topsy turvy."

Oh no, now he's rhyming!

[river_meimei]

River, alas, does not appreciate the poetry. On the contrary, he's getting the weird look again.

"Not in the usual symptomatic map," she says very patiently.

"Try acute gingivitis."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

"And you don't know which way right is."

Oh, lordy... he's in an odd mood tonight.

[river_meimei]

The You are weird and incomprehensible look is scaled up a few notches.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

Woot! He scores!

[river_meimei]

River thinks this reaction is weird, too.

Everyone's shocked, the narration is sure.