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[mnt_mike]

"Billy Liar's got his hands in his pockets
Staring over at the neighbor's, knickers down.
He's got his knickers down."

Sings the happy-go-lucky Head Bar-ex-turtle.
He's behind Bar with a HUGE stack of papers in front of him.
There are crayons.

Fear.

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[slayer_fray]

Hey, there was no apocalypse, thank you!

...OK, actually there were a few, but all diverted!

Mel sits down on his shoulder again, far enough away so he can turn and see her.

"You ask so much of me."

[mnt_mike]

"That must be such an unbearable burden."

[slayer_fray]

"It really is."

She shakes her head sadly.

[mnt_mike]

"Clearly the only thing that'll make this better is eating your weight in brownies."

Trust him, he knows about this sort of thing.

[slayer_fray]

"Can I have twice my weight?"

It's a metabolism-size thing. You'd understand if you were tiny.

[mnt_mike]

...or liked to do ratios for fun.

"With or without nuts?"

[slayer_fray]

"With."

Stupid question, really.

[mnt_mike]

"It's wierd, but since becoming linked to Bar the kitchen staff has been making a lot of things that I've been toying with trying to make.

Like for instance today they made double chocolate chunk and hazel nut brownies with frosting.

Interested?"

[slayer_fray]

"Nnnnnnh.*"


*yes please