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Faith's in the bar.

She's still blue.

Faith raises her eyebrows at him.

".....is 'he' Collins? Because if so I don't think my delicate ears can take this conversation."

"Your ears, delicate? Nice try. But actually, I meant Mark. Got off his ass and proposed."

Faith blinks, and then -grins-.

"Well I'll be damned. Good for him. I assume Sara said yes."

"You know, no one thought it would even be a question except for the two of them?"

"That's because they're both very silly."

See that look on Faith's face?

That's a plan for the hen party already being formed.

"Well, yeah, but they worked thta out on their own, so I don't think ass-kicking is required."
Angel does indeed see the look, and figures he might as well take a stab at translating. "Sara requested no parties that result in arrests, but I don't think she's holding her breath. So if you think that's likely, try to have it in her world so she can at least call in favors?"

Faith smiles.

Sweetly.

"Why, Angel, whatever do you think I'll do?"

"At your age? The mind boggles."

"....I may know a transvestite strip club."

...That would be a gigglefit.
"Like I said."

"It's a nice club. I made my poledancing debut there."

"Somehow, I'm not surprised, honey."

"I was naked. So was the girl I made out with."

"Did it go over well with the audience?"

"Oh yeah. There are still pictures to be had."

Angel grins. "Call it a success, then."

"Yes. And there were penis hats! I still have mine."

Angel considers that for a moment.
And then cracks up.

Faith -grins-.

"It was a friend's bachelorette party."

"Sounded rather like one."

"Why, just because of the penis hats? You think I wouldn't wear one on a daily basis?"

"No, I think you'd have a hard time finding one on a daily basis."

Faith raises her eyebrows at him.

".....you're a New Yorker and you really think that?"

"So I probably think a little better of the world than it deserves. Damn optimistic streak."

Faith pats Angel's shoulder lightly.

"Can't be helped, I suppose."

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