doctordoogiehowsermd: (Dr. Doogie)
Doogie Howser ([personal profile] doctordoogiehowsermd) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2006-12-01 04:23 pm

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As it turns out, Vinnie wasn't responsible for the bar in my house - that was just some strange happenstance of the space-time continuum. He did try to steal my biology paper though, but, as it turns out, he learned his lesson and ended up writing the paper himself. Sometimes those life lessons do get through.


"And sometimes I end up walking into a bar instead of a patient's room. What is with this place?"

Seventeen year old doctor wearing his lab coat and carrying a clipboard looking mildly annoyed at his re-entry to Milliways.

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Without the meds, I can't function."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He's feeling agitated now. He just wants his damn pills. But he knows the proper numbers in his head. "I take two every six hours. Eight a day, 10 if you go midnight to midnight."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
House eyes the script. "I'm not an addict looking for a fix. I'm in legitimate pain."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
House all but sntaches the paper. "Thanks, son. You're not so bad after all."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll keep that in mind." House sets the script on the bar and it disappears, replaced by a bottle of pills. He picks it up and shakes it, opens the lid to look at the pills. He's smart enough, for the moment, not to take one.

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm thinking that would look a bit like a drug deal, don't you think? A car in exchange for pills. That's dangerous territory, son."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"What makes you think I have money to buy a car?"

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"What good is a car going to do you in a bar?"

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good point. But I'm not magic, and there's no car dealers around that I know of."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Car's a bit bigger than a bottle of pills, son." House laughs. "You said yourself, it's a magic bar. Sentient."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"More or less. And trust me, you don't want to pissher off. She'll take care of you, if you take care of her. No sex, no violence, no business in the bar. Whatever happened outside stays outside." He realises he sounds a little bit paternal, and clears his throat.

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"You get used to it, after a while."

[identity profile] ineedavicodin.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
House shakes the bottle of pills. "I won't."