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Captain Jack Sparrow ([personal profile] pirate_jack) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2006-12-20 12:50 pm

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The man who walks in -- no, strides in, moving with confidence and self-assurance -- looks much, much different from the man who came in last night. It's amazing what couture can manage. In addition to much more upscale attire (names such as Armani, Cardin, and Bruno Magli come to mind for the observant), his hair has been properly styled, complete with product and arranged with artfully careless perfection. There's not a bead or a braid in sight.

Jack seems much more pleased with life today as he strolls up to Bar and says, "Darling, it's been too long. You know what I like, don't you? Venti, triple-shot, organic soy, extra-hot latte, and of course I know you won't forget the rum."

The drink appears instantly, and he runs a casual hand down the wood, almost absently, as he picks it up. "Merci. Be a dear, would you, and give me the latest journals? The Times -- Financial, New York, and London all three, I suppose, plus the Wall Street Journal and the Economist. I know the holidays are coming, but--"

Here there's a bit of a smirk.

"--business never stops. Especially in trade, and you know I'm not one to miss the opportune moment."

He takes the papers as well and settles at the nearest table, then begins to read the shipping news.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
At first, Puck doesn't think much of the businesslike fellow with the plethora of papers. However, a second scan of the bar's patrons leads him to do a double take.

Is that ...?






Puck facepalms copiously.

"Why," he groans.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck eyes him warily.

The smell of coffee is quite strong, and he thinks he detects a comforting dash of rum, but underneath, lurking menacingly-- is that soy?

"Heaven help us all," he mutters.

Cautiously, he edges closer.

"I suppose," he adds conversationally, "that the question is ... are you feeling quite well today, Captain?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck was afraid he'd say that.

"Merely inquiring, of course," he mutters.

Jack's beverage is Eyed.

"It would seem there is something of an ailment going 'round-- I should hate to see any more sicken."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
He said "galley," right?

That was "galley"?

"I beg your pardon?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, Puck does love parties, even if they're being hosted by pirates with seemingly chronic identity issues.

"Really?" he says politely, eyebrows arching. "And it's to be here?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck does not think very much of the arrogance.

Possibly, he feels his own to be superior.

"I am afraid," he says, "I hadn't realized that anything was being reconstructed to begin with."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck smiles sweetly.

"I've been away for some time. Do forgive me the lapse."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The fairy laughs softly.

"You're quite right, of course-- how remiss of me."

The word "remiss" is nearly a purr.

"Though I doubt very seriously that your current definition of 'getting ahead' shares much in common with mine."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck looks up at him very innocently.

"I think that would be telling, wouldn't it?"

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am nothing if not discreet," he promises with a brilliant, guileless smile of his own.

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, certainly," he says breezily.

A grin. "I shouldn't think to miss it, beneficial as it shall surely be to me."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck's returning smile is every bit as sharp.

Though possibly a little more fanged.

"With its siren song," he tells him sweetly. "Prithee don't wreck yourself against its shores."

[identity profile] puckishly.livejournal.com 2006-12-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Puck watches him go, rolling his eyes.

"Oh, clearly," he says. "As recent events bear out."






Oh well!

At least he's going to a party where he won't have to gate-crash.