entrance post

[blue_raz]

Raziel was fighting his way through the spectral realm, again. He hated the spectral realm, he hated the sloths and the other retarded creatures that lurked here, he just couldn't find any intelligent conversation. The Elder God was just some squid thing that annoyed him and was impossible to talk to, and no one else seemed to have a brain in their head, only figuratively speaking. Raziel ran through the door in the wall, yes it was only there when he was in the spectral realm, and found himself in another place, no sloths about or anything for that matter. Finding the essence that he needed , Raziel shifted into the material realm unaware of the mortals about. To those at hand who may have seen this sight he looked as though he were pushing himself up from the floor though the it remained intact. Raziel shook off bits of matter that he didn't need and looked around.

He was in a bar, there were strange creatures about and he wondered how he would fit in, looking at his body, blue, no skin, cleft feet and 3 fingered hands, not to mention the eerie glow of the Soul Reaver twisting around his arm, he wondered if was going to frighten people. He didn't like killing things unless, it was the Elder God, Kain , or someone attacking him. 'At least they won’t notice I don't have a lower jaw,' he thought, pulling his covering around his neck a little tighter.

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[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill was at a table drinking coffee, when something plowed up through the ground and looked at him. Well not really at him, it was looking around but he saw it and promptly jumped up and fell over backwards in his chair.

"Holy shit!"

[blue_raz]

Raziel just looked at the man, " What no kill the vampire, or die demon?" he asked the man on the floor.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill picked himself up and looked the strange man...creature...thing over. "Yer a vampire?" He's keeping the table and chair between himself and the blue guy.

[blue_raz]

Raziel just lifted one eyebrow, and shook his head, "I was," he stated matter of fact, "My name is Raziel." He trailed off, " where am i?" he asked the man who seemed to be backing away, " did Mobious put you up to this? What's going on?" at this last remark the covering around his face slipped to revile Raziel's ruined face.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Oh geez!" Bill jumps back again, getting a look at the man's face. "You okay? Uh...you're in Milliways. It's a bar. I'm Bill."

[blue_raz]

"What?" Raziel asked dumbfounded. Raziel looked around again, " Milliways? Where in all of Nosgoth is this?" he asked suddenly feeling the need for a soul or two.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yeah, uh...that's the thing. It isn't in...Nosgo...wherever. It's at the end of the universe. See?" He points to the observation window where outside the universe is in, infact, ending.

[blue_raz]

Raziel looked out the window his glowing eyes, no eyeballs included, widened. He looked back his eyes now a slit, " seems strange to me that there would be a bar at the end of the universe in the fire reaver forge, " he stated. Raziel was getting aggravated he started to feel weak as his health declined, he needed a soul.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"That's just how you got here...whatever fire forge is..." Bill replied. "I came in today through my bedroom door. People all have different ways of getting here, and the people it pulls in is pretty random. Though...don't think I ever seen anyone come in through the floor before." He looks down at Raziel's feet. Oh wow...cleft feet. "Huh."

[blue_raz]

Raziel looks down," did I mention I was a vampire?" he asked Bill looking rather exasperated, " Hey, how can I get a soul?, " he asked ," I really don't feel like killing anyone and I didn't see any when I came in..."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill got his chair standing again and is holding onto it rather firmly. He'll use it if he has too!

"Yeah, you mentioned that. Uh...rules!" Yes, now would be a good time to mention rules, "Uh...place has rules. Number one, no violence in bar. Means no killing, maiming or suckin blood I'm pretty sure...second is no sex or naked in the main bar, and third is no old business. Gotta play nice with everyone, even your enemies should they walk in. Security is around to enforce em."

[blue_raz]

Raziel just looked at him, " don't you have some souls just wondering around?" he asked feeling himself fade a little from the realm, " besides, I DON'T WANT TO KILL THINGS TODAY, aside from Kain, but that's besides the point." he looked at Bill flustered and fading a little more the Soul Reaver all but a wisp around his arm, " um, you know where I can find something that is going to keep me in this realm and not the next?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"No, just mine and I'd kinda like to hold onto that. Uh...well you ain't got a bottom jaw else I'd offer you a drink...maybe Bar can help. First drink is free. Don't know if she deals in souls though..." He says, pointing to the Bar across the room.

[blue_raz]

Raziel took a double take, "bar?" he asked, and then realizing something he quickly put his cloth over his face again, " yeah it's kinda hard drinking since I don't have a stomach either!" he indicated is emaciated form, no skin, no guts, just muscle and bone.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yeah...huh, look at that. Um...can you eat bunny souls?" He asked, grasping for straws because 'vampire wants to eat my soul!'.

[blue_raz]

Raziel sighed, " That'll do, " he said, " how does it work?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Actually the bunnies are outside. Demon bunnies, they run around in the woods out by the lake, that door there." He pointed to the back door. "Don't know if they serve them in here."

[blue_raz]

Raziel looked hesitant, " how do i find the bunnies?" he asked, " demon bunnies?" Raziel looked confused

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"They're out back. I've never actually seen em but yeah, demon bunnies. Go check out the woods, that's where they are at. Free for the takin too." He tries not to sound too eager to have the 'vampire guy with no jaw hungry for souls leave' but he is.

[blue_raz]

Raziel looked at Bill, " Geezz I learned a long time ago not to attack humans, especially the ones with flame throwers!" He turned towards the door indicated.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill hasn't got a flame thrower, or his gun right now. "Enjoy." He said after the man, taking his seat again and wiping his brow. "Jesus..."

[blue_raz]

Raziel walked out the door, a few minutes later he came back in and sat at a chair across from Bill.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Oh...okay, Bill was hoping the guy wouldn't be back. At least he had a chance to get himself a beer.

"It work out okay?" He asked.

[blue_raz]

" demon bunnies, " said Raziel, " who would have thought of that, and i saw a plaid one too." Raziel looked over at Bill, " you look nervous."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Nervous, me? Nah..." He shook his head, trying to play it off. "This place is pretty crazy like that. Demon bunnies, three eyed fish, talkin cats. Its all here, an if it ain't there's a good chance it'll come through that door sometime or other."