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[silver_flecks]

The thing is.

The thing is.

The ThInG is, Derry--

Has suddenly decided she's afraid of puppets.

Kids. What can you do?

Well, if you're an Endless, you can cease and desist, and put the bar back to flesh and blood (or pixels, or other materials as they apply).






And maybe giggle a little and plan to try this again later.

If Derry's not afraid.

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[mendanddefend_archive]

Bob has spent the better part of two days in room 503, sitting under the bed and sulking. After the humiliations of the last few days, he doesn't want to be anywhere near the bar until this thing wears off.

And then, suddenly, it does. Everything shifts and he's himself again.

Only now he's wedged halfway under the bed with only his head and shoulders sticking out.

"Uh... help? Somebody?"

[command_dot_com]

Soon enough a pair of footsteps comes outside of the hallway towards his room. Sounds like one of them is wearing heels and both voices are female and chatting a little bit.

Dot soon followed by a familiar trickster enter in. Dot? she pauses and puts her hands to her face to keep from giggling before coming over.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Laini does not bother trying to hide her giggling as she eyes Bob.

"See, that's rather a lesson that gets learned before you get your second tail. Not all sizes fit the same areas." She grins, kneeling down to look over Bob and the bed.

"Need a hand?

[mendanddefend_archive]

"Would you? Please?"

He'll flail later, when he can actually move.

[command_dot_com]

Dot is merely smiling as she walks over on the other side of Bob opposite Laini.

"How about we try lifting the bed up a little bit first?"

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"Up a bit, and you should be able to scramble out." A nod, and Laini steps back to the opposite corner.

"Ready, then? One, two, and-"

[mendanddefend_archive]

Up goes the bed, and out comes Bob, gasping for breath.

[command_dot_com]

The moment Bob gets out she nods to Laini to drop the edge of the bed back down. She kneels down next to him. "You going to be alright?"

Dot does give Laini a look like 'you have no idea how often stuff like this happens'.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Maybe no idea, but she would be more than interested in hearing about it. Or thus says her amused look to Dot.

Laini gives a bemused and concerned look down to Bob. "No lasting damage, I hope?"

[mendanddefend_archive]

"I--I don't think so..." Hesitantly, he gets to his feet. It feels weird to have the ground that far away.

[command_dot_com]

Dot's face gets concerned and she immediately started helping him up. "...maybe you should lie down for a bit... ...you've got to re-adjust your depth perceptions a bit..."

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"Or something to drink, maybe?"

Surely Bar can come up with sprite-compatable booze.

[mendanddefend_archive]

"No, I'm okay, I'm okay!" Bob protests, stepping away to stand on his own. "Thanks for... ah... for letting me out."

[command_dot_com]

"You sure?"

Because from where Dot is standing? Bob looks kind of wobbly, then again he's probably about to flail madly.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"And, you did reboot with your clothes on." Laini nods. "So could be worse!" She gives Bob a cheery grin, then eyes both him and Dot.

"Yeah, you both could prolly use a drink. Want to head back to the bar, or should I see about room service?"

[mendanddefend_archive]

"I'd like to go downstairs. I've been so freaking bored up here, you have no idea... wait, were there people who didn't change back with their clothes on?"

Because bar full of naked people > bar full of puppets, but only just.

[command_dot_com]

Oh. How tempting it is to lie about this.

"...I really didn't look. Or want to for that matter. Some of those puppets had hands." In the wrong place.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"Well, for some odd, silly reason, being naked is against the rules here if you're close to human shaped." Laini rolls her eyes.

"Though perfectly allowable if you're covered with fur and on four legs. They're rather species-ist, if you ask me."

[mendanddefend_archive]

Bob shrugs. "Well, some filetypes need more coverage than others. Shall we go?"

[command_dot_com]

"Sure." Dot is more than ready to deal with the bar now that she isn't tiny and plush.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Laini shakes her head, muttering something about a nude beach, and heads for the door.

"Drinks sound about right."

[command_dot_com]

(OOC: Laini-mun, if you get on again, we'll slowtime this for maximum crackness.)