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Mardi Gras was two days ago. Yet Bob is still in his Hendrix costume.

Why? Because he likes it. Duh.

He's over in the corner, playing something that sounds like a bunch of random notes, but upon lengthy inspection will prove to be a psychedelic version of "O Canada."

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And it would be the most metal rendition one would ever play!

He could handle the other man's voice, he'd dealt with worse.

He was grinning up a storm. This was the most fun he'd had in a while. He'd forgotten the last time he'd actually had fun with impromptu jams. Usually they ended in fights, down Mordhaus way.

It's just a shame Foxtrot isn't here to do his Furry Bono schtick.

"You don't know how you took it
You just know what you got
Oh Lordy you've been stealing
From the theives and you got caught
In the headlights
Of a stretch car
You're a star..."

Or maybe it's a good thing he's not here to hear Bob murder the vocals.

Toki's Ringo-esque voice somewhat made up for it? :D?

"Dressing likes your sister
Living likes a tart
They don't know whats yous doing
Babe, it must bes art
Yous a headache
In a suitcase
Yous a star"

Maybe not.

Bob alternates between jamming and holding up an imaginary microphone as they move into the chorus.

"Oh, no, don't be shy-yyy...
You don't have to go bli-i-i-ind...
Hold meeeee, thrill meeeee,
Kiss meeeee, kill meee-eeeeee..."

Which amused Toki to no end. He giggled halfway through the next set of lyrics,

"You don't knows how you got here
You just knows you want out
Believings in yourself
Almost as much as you doubts
Yous a big smash
You wears it like a rash
Star"

Honestly, the only thing that could possibly put a damper on his good mood is if a sulking blonde came up to them to drag him away. And that wasn't going to happen soon.

Skwisgaar hadn't originally been going to retrieve Toki, he'd been going for a drink, but someone had to save the brunette from himself and the... train wreck full of ducks or whatever that was.

Hands over his ears he ~~said~~ shouted, "Tokis! What is the hells are be you doings?!"

"Jamming! Skwisgaar, this is Bob, Bob, this is Skwisgaar, you probably already knows that, though, because our performances." He smiled, "You wants to come plays with us?"

Hopeful smile?

"Hey, Skwisgaar, nice to meet you." He offers a hand to shake. "You guys rock, I wish I could play like that..."

"Ja. You does." He shook his head, "Ugh, dats was terribles." Another head shake, "Tokis..." He didn't even know what to say really.

Way to go. Skwisgaar had no words.

"We didn't asks you about quality, is just for fun, anyways!" He seemed a bit annoyed at Skwisgaar just then.

"You doesn't knows what fun is. Come sits down and plays with us! You needs to relax." He looked over at Bob apologetically. Really, the blonde was just about the most buzzkill one guy could stand.

Bob is scowling at Skwisgaar. "What's your malfunction, man? We're just trying to enjoy ourselves. You're acting like that's a bad thing."

He rolled his eyes as he sprawled down on Toki's other side, "Ja, because since when does 'funs' sounds like ducks in a carburators?" Not that he even knew what that was, or what it sounded like, he was just snarking for the sake of snark at the moment, apparently still bitter about the re-dressing, even though it had been days ago.

"Oh stops being a killjoy." He said, scooting over to give the blonde some room. "Bob's a good guitarists." He said, not even starting about the sprite's vocal ability. "Anyways, where was we?" He asked, turning to the blue man.

"'Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me,' second verse?" Bob offers, picking up his guitar again. "A one and a two and a--"

Toki repositioned his guitar and started at the downbeat, nodding to the rhythm.
Honestly? This was the slowest he could play without the training cinder blocks.

And Bob starts up the second verse again.

"You don't know how you got here,
You just know you want out,
Believing in yourself
Almost as much as you doubt..."

And here the Mun wishes she had the hands over ears icon, but she doesn't and settles for this one.

Skwisgaar flailed for a moment before clapping both hands over his ears again with a glower and a half-screeched: "Yous two is trys to kill me!"

Toki decided he couldn't stand the other's whining so he jabbed the blonde in the side with three fingers, "Shuts up, if you doesn't likes it, you picks a song!"

He shook his head, "I don'ts cares, just makes it stop, augh."

Meanwhile, Bob keeps on singing, oblivious to anything but his own voice.

"You're a big smash
You wear it like a rash
Staaaaar...

Oh no, don't be shy
There's a crowd to cry
Hold me, thrill me
Kiss me, kill meeee-eeeeeeee..."

Toki continued playing after the short fight with the blonde, smiling over at Bob, "Maybes Skwisgaar feels like less of a whiner if we plays metal next."

Bob's face falls. "Actually, I don't know a lot of metal. 'Trogdor' is about it."

"And Skwisgaar doesn't knows it at all." He thought for a while, smiling a bit after coming to an idea, "Okays, easy to works on it. You knows your usual chords, I shows you how to plays my part of Go Into the Water!" He looked over at Skwisgaar, in the tone of 'happy now?'

He shrugged, "Whatevers. I guess dats is fine. Maybes we should teaches him Murderfaces part."

Because y'know, they pretty much edited Murderface out of everything.

"Who's Murderface?"