http://notagod-apollo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notagod-apollo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-02-28 07:44 pm

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"Except I can do it."

"I don't care. Maybe that's the way things work on planet Starbuck, but the rest of the universe doesn't see it that way. It's too risky."

"For a lousy pilot."

"For any pilot that values his safety and his ass."

"Frak Safety, it loses them, doesn't it?"

"Sure, at the cost of your equilibrium and you position of reference. You might be able to do it, but anyone with an ounce of self-preservation shouldn't even try it."

The sounds of Apollo and Starbuck's good-natured arguing float down the stairs before they're seen clattering down to find some dinner. Two muns, two pups, tag one or both.

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Point," Sheppard says, still keeping himself out of the argument for the moment. He's out of the loop when it comes to their universe. "So are you the only trainer, or are there some other people crazy enough to try it?"

Look, a quasi-change of topic!

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
*She snorts*

Just me. No one else expendable enough to try to teach idiots how to fly. Also, no other flight instructors from before the attacks.

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"How'd you find them, anyway? Ask around to see who had some flight experience and go from there?"

Starting with people who had never had any sort of experience behind the controls of a ship, plane, or other engine-bearing flying thing sounded like a bad idea when there weren't any simulators around.

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Fun group of Academy dropouts and freight haulers.

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that's usually a plus. Wish I could get a look at what you fly, though." He frowns, thinking. "What were they called? Cobras? Something snakey."

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Vipers. Captain Adama installed a Viper package on the sims upstairs yesterday, so you could try one out if you wanted to.

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sheppard looks interesting. "I'll have to look at it. Should practice on my flying anyway, for when the door decides to show up again."

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
"I've been Bound for a couple months. And if it wasn't for the fact that there's this plan that involve having to be right where I was before I came here, I'd probably be out back playing stargate roulette right now."

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Does time pass on the other side while you're here? It doesn't for us...

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
"It hasn't before-and I'm really hoping that it didn't decide to start passing this time, because that would make things interesting." He glances to Lee. "It's this travel system the Ancients came up with-a bunch of rings either floating in space or sitting in the ground that open up wormholes from gate to gate. Pretty fast and handy way to travel." He pauses. "Most of the time, anyway. We built the gate outside, and it's just a little bit...screwy."

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
*She tries to figure out what that means*

So, it's faster transit by...what? Bending space?

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
"...Kinda?" he offers. "McKay-or some other scientist-could explain it a lot better than I could. Mainly, I know the two important rules-don't have anything halfway through the gate when it closes, and don't get your jumper stuck in the gate while you're in space. ...Not getting the jumper stuck is a good idea in general, but especially when you're dealing a big cold vaccum."

He frowns at Lee's response. "We learned it was screwy the hard way. It sent us to planet Jurassic Park."

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
...oh yeah, dealing with people from another universe.

"Jurassic Park-it's a movie about dinosaurs eating people. We came pretty close to reenacting it."

[identity profile] oh-frak-me.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Dinosaurs?

*She's picturing big furry people eating monsters*

[identity profile] no-comb-shep.livejournal.com 2007-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Think of really big lizards," Sheppard says to Kara. "Only instead of eating bugs, they eat other giant lizards. And apparently people."

Is it the most scientifically accurate decsription? No, but Sheppard figures it'll do. He frowns at Apollo's comment. "Yeah, the thing is that we seem to be really good at attracting them."