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[doh-nutlover.livejournal.com]

The door to the Bar swings open, there's nothing unusual about this except for the fat, bald guy in his underpants that walks through it.

Homer glances around the Bar suspiciously while scratching his butt.

"Marge...When did we have Bar put into the bathroom?"

He looks over his shoulder waiting for Marge's reply but there's only a wall there now.  He shrugs his shoulders and heads towards the Bar.

"Bartender?  Anyone serving here?"  He scratches his ass again and waits to see if a Bartender appears.

(OOC:  Homer Simpson in da Bar.  Come on people you know you've always wanted to play with Homer!)

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[doh-nutlover.livejournal.com]

"Nice to meet a lady that can hold her drink." He smiles at her and continues to sip his beer.

"So where exactly am I since it's not my bathroom?"

[joye-of-snackes.livejournal.com]

"Oh this? This is Milliways, Love," Nanny explains. "Pub at the end of the universe - or universes, if you like."

[doh-nutlover.livejournal.com]

"Ooooo, end of the Universe, not near Springfield then? So how do I get home?"

[joye-of-snackes.livejournal.com]

"Same way you got in," Nanny says. "Unless your door is gone. Then you'll just have to wait for it to get back, I think."

[doh-nutlover.livejournal.com]

Homer looks around and starts to panic. Then he notices the door in the corner of the Bar, he's sure it's not the one he came in but it'll do.

"Well at least if I'm going to be stuck anywhere it's a Bar."