http://doh-nutlover.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doh-nutlover.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-03-19 09:42 am

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The door to the Bar swings open, there's nothing unusual about this except for the fat, bald guy in his underpants that walks through it.

Homer glances around the Bar suspiciously while scratching his butt.

"Marge...When did we have Bar put into the bathroom?"

He looks over his shoulder waiting for Marge's reply but there's only a wall there now.  He shrugs his shoulders and heads towards the Bar.

"Bartender?  Anyone serving here?"  He scratches his ass again and waits to see if a Bartender appears.

(OOC:  Homer Simpson in da Bar.  Come on people you know you've always wanted to play with Homer!)

[identity profile] the-h-star-r.livejournal.com 2007-03-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have a fire brigade to help? Boy, I sure wish I had one o' those when I was stuck in quick sand. I had a phone, but I called my girlfriend. Twice. I got her answering machine both times."

[identity profile] the-h-star-r.livejournal.com 2007-03-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, what?"

Now he's curious.

[identity profile] the-h-star-r.livejournal.com 2007-03-19 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Buddy, it can't be any stupider than me," Homestar says in one of his few moments of wisdom."

He sees where Homer's looking and grins.

"Hows about we go out there while you tell me? The lake's pretty cool. Even has a giant squid in it."

[identity profile] the-h-star-r.livejournal.com 2007-03-19 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, now you're gonna have to tell me about Nessie."

He's already making his way towards the door.

[ooc: That's fine.]