http://child-murderer.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] child-murderer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-03-19 09:25 pm

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Insert long exausting background of a mass murderer who was chosen to become the first "papa" of Poke's group, who then killed said leader, had a club foot repaired, killed again (there were a few more in there), Sent to battle school, left hanging in a vent with his murders recordered, sent to a mental insitution, rescued from said insitution by Russians, led the Russian forces to finish the decomposition of the Third Warsaw Pact, abducted Ender's Jeesh and others, captured Petra, forced out of Russia, found a nitch in India, forced resolution between Pakistan and India, almost concured the world only to have his plans dashed as a little arch-enemy called Bean decided to rescue Petra, and carried away with the Chineese.   His name is Achilles by the way.  (Ah-Sheel) not like one would think.

But yes.  Mass murderer (who is about... 13/14ish) has not had a good past few days.  The Chineese thought they could use him, but he got away.  No one could hold Achilles.  He was too smart.  The Universe Bent to His Will.   Now it was time for... calculated revenge.

He opens a door.

There is /no/ office on the other side of it.  There are tables.  And chairs.  And people drinking.

What. the. hell.

Of course, insert closing door.

Mass Murderer who is liked by almost everyone he meets.  Anyone wanta explain?

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo looks at the door when Achilles comes in. Oh, hell. Not again. And he orders a very strong drink.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo downs the drink in one shot. There's a decidedly immense desire to go for his blaster and try to cut Achilles down ASAP. No, Corran and Dooku wouldn't like that... Muttering quietly, he watches as Achilles slips into the room. What can I do?

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
And Bonzo remembers seeing it...perhaps once or twice. He's definitely fighting to keep control...and quite concerned about his odds against Achilles. This is bad. And he's slowly slinking towards a door. That blaster will be accompanying him for quite a while.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo disappears down a hall. He reappears a few minutes later, blaster by his side. And he slips back to the Bar.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo is back at the Bar proper. Probably not alone, either, but not with anyone.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
And Achilles bumps into Bonzo. Bonzo, naturally, spins around. "Hello, Achilles." And his hand is on his blaster, which is semi-concealed.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo blinks. "You don't know me?" There's a frown on his face. He doesn't exactly believe that.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo takes a deep breath. "What happened to you before you came in here?"

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Bonzo shakes his head. "Don't mention it." And Bonzo takes a deep breath. Either he's faking or I'm not in as much trouble as I thought.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
And Bonzo goes back to his drink, wanting very much to shoot Achilles, and not letting Achilles escape his view.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Milliways." Pause. "It's not really anywhere." Pause. "Uh...you can't kill anyone here. I know you'll find that to be difficult. Also, no outside business." Which means I guess I can't kill you here.

[identity profile] mandercommander.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yet more restraint is exercised, as shown by the fact that Achilles is not on his way to the floor right now. "Yeah."

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
As if by magic, a tall, red-haired man is there.

"Hello, Achilles." He even pronounces it right. Names are easy.

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The man smiles. "I am sure you do, you simply don't know to place it with my face. I'm usually fairly stylized in paintings. One of my names is the Skywalker."

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
He shrugs. "Or perhaps not. In any case... I'm someone who can aid you, until one of us betrays the other."

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Skywalker nods. "Now, I cannot aid you in your world, it is not mine. You are, no doubt, quite capable... there. Here, you have nothing but your native talents, and those who know of you already have had time to air their opinions... You do not have the feel of one to truly make friends." He pauses a moment.

"Here, there are gods, and other, stranger beings. Beings who can look into yourself deeper than you can. Beings who could kill you without much effort." He smiles. "Fortunately for you, there are rules against that, here. First off, any business you may have in your world: do not bring it here. At least, not officially. Second off: No violence here. Some of those who are among the security staff here even I would hesitate to cross. Third, no nudity. I don't think you'd find that a problem."

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Loki smiles. He loves this part. "Milliways. Bar at the end of the universe. The ending can be seen out there." He points to the observation window.

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Loki shrugs. "It comes in many ways. For me, it was through a bridge, for another, I heard he fell off the edge of his world. But it tends to prefer doorways. It's not in any one universe, but connects to them all. Of course, you can continue to disbelieve this, but the fact remains, you came here through the doorway of your office via a means far beyond any of the arts known to your time."

[identity profile] firewitandhate.livejournal.com 2007-03-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Loki looks at the door. "Do you see it?"