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[evryinchbut1.livejournal.com]

Your server is: Valerie

Apron, tray, pad -- yep, definitely a waitress, wending her way between the tables. Feel free to flag her down.

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[dats-dildoes.livejournal.com]

Ohyay! Waitress!

Skwisgaar liked the waitresses. Well, okay, so he liked women in general, but that included waitresses!

"Hey babes!" HE said, smiling his most charming smile.* "What's is on taps heres in dis place at the ends of the entire universes?" It was probably fairly obvious that he'd had quite a bit already.

*Most Charming Smile = leer

[evryinchbut1.livejournal.com]

. . . Well, patrons are patrons, no matter how much leering they do.

"Anything at all, sir," she replies, pausing by his table. "What'd you have in mind?"

[dats-dildoes.livejournal.com]

Oh you shouldn't make him think, it'll overheat his poor tiny brain, "Iiii is thiiinkiiiing.... Hnn." He shrugged, "I guess whatevers you's is being with the reccomendations things."

[evryinchbut1.livejournal.com]

She considers. "For beer? There's some wonderful German stuff Bar gave me a little while back. Like to try it?"

[dats-dildoes.livejournal.com]

He tilted his head, thinking that over apparently, "De Germanicses, they's... well, they's is knowing their way abouts good beer." He nodded then, "Ja, I's is tries it, sounds likes a goods idea."