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haru,
kyo sohma

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There is an audible bang as Kyo pulls the door to Milliways shut. Then he leans against it, laughing somewhat breathlessly.

"Ha, you stupid cow, come get me here!" He crows, looking pleased with himself.

He stretched his legs a bit, tired from his run.

(Not plot locked, but all tags are assumed to happen after the thread with Haru)

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"Like a stupid fucking screen door is suppose to stop me you idiotic cat?!" Haru snarled, sliding the door open easily and glaring at his target.

"You think you'd get over the damn running by now!" he snarled, swinging at the red head as he stepped through the door itself. No, he really didn't notice the surroundings, after all, there was a cat to pound.

Kyo made an undignified squeaking sound and barely dodged, running again. "Hey! No fucking fighting in the Bar, asshole!" Kyo yelled, not turning his head so he could keep his momentum.

"I mean, really, you run away every damn time! Pansy ass cat! Won't even stand up and be a man anymore..." he laughed harshly, pounding off in persuit.

Bar? What Bar?

"Look, asshole," Kyo says, whipping around to face Haru, being sure he doesn't throw a punch or kick. "This isn't Shigure's house."

"So fucking what? I can kick your ass any place, any time" he snorted, not really bothering to look around. "If you don't want to fight me you just have to say so you know" he smirked.

"Stop running, ask politely...admit you'll never get past me to Yuki..." ah, so very, very reasonable...

Kyo's face paled and it took a visible effort not to hit Haru. But there was no way he was going to cells and getting yelled at for the same thing. "Like I said, you stupid bastard, no fighting in the goddamn Bar."

"Fine, no fighting your damn Bar" he shrugged easily as he reached out to wrap a hand in Kyo's shirt "We'll just back and finish things and then you can prance around all you can afterwards"

Kyo snarled and grabbed Haru's wrist, red eyes narrowed and angry. "Go fuck yourself. I'm not going anywhere you son of a bitch."

Because, really, he was already tired of this, and not in the mood to fight for once. His beloved retreat had been ruined by the stupid cow boy, and that made him sad.

Emo Kyo is a bad Kyo.

Haru grinned, gaze flicking to Kyo's wist "That's more like it!" he crowed "Kitty found his balls again!" that happily captured hand was pushed forcefully into Kyo's chest, sure he had no clue where they were, but there was a door behind the Cat so...maybe he'd get over the damn not fighting bit!

Kyo's back hit the outside door, and his eyes narrowed. "I'll show you balls, you fucking bitch."

The door isn't the sliding variety, so when kyo turns the handle, it opens outward. Now he's outside and things are very different.

Better and better! Kyo really was so much fun when he wasn't being a pansy. "Oooo, I'm scared" Haru hissed gleefully, following out into the fresh air.

Mmmm...nice air.

Oh yeah, swinging at Kyo with a leather clad knee, that was the task at hand!

Kyo dodged and backed up, drawing Haru farther away from the Bar, just in case. "That the best you have, fucker? Is it?"

His eyes were wide and he grinned widely. This was undenyably fun, and addicting. But then again, he liked to fight.

Haru snorted, shaking his wrist free of Kyo's grip and sliding straight into a set of punches "You wish pansy, just giving you that chance to run again, it's cute, you know, your little legs going so damn fast..."

...over the nice green grass...

Mmmm, grass.

He dodged again, flashing out with a kick meant to knock the boy over. "Better watch out, fucker. The demon bunnies'll get you."

Haru blocked with his forearms, then wrapped his hands around the offending leg and pulled, not exactly a move taught in karate, but...funny! "Fucked if I care, can't be worse than the bunny boy on sugar" he noted happily.

Kyo fell, but struck out with his other foot, meaning to catch the boy in the back of the knees, even as he pulled his foot free. "Shit these little bitches are a huge pain in the ass."

Ah, that kick smarted! And made his knees fold forward, predictably squashing Kyo's foot between his bent legs. Continuing to sit on the boys foot seemed like a decent idea, so he started pummeling what he could reach without moving.

"Sounds fun" he smirked "They end up running around naked at cultural day too, or is that a different pain in the ass situation?"

"Fuckers try to eat you." Kyo noted, grabbing one of Haru's arms and hauling himself up.

"Hmmm, slightly more aggressive than Momiji then" he noted, bending back as Kyo came up, still smirking "Kid should eat someone though, it'd be good for him"

Kyo laughed and shook his head, trying to tackle Haru and pin him. "If that hyperactive little shit starts eating people, I'm going to break his neck."

Haru rolled and snap kicked at Kyo, laughing "Oh, I don't know, give him a few years and some lucky girl out there will get eaten, as really, I don't seem him chasing any other kind of tail..."

"Maybe we should give him the birds and the bees talk, a few pointers..."

Kyo faceplamed out of the line of fire, freeing his foot. "If he hasn't figured out tab A goes into slot 1 yet, then fuck it, let him figure it out."

No attack, but now Kyo's back on his feet.

"It's not like he'd hold still long enough to read a manual, and if we don't, you know Aya and Shigure will..." he let that threat dangle for a few minutes as he himself climbed to his feet.

It would help if the laughing wasn't ruining his smirk.

Kyo laughed loudly. "Shit, I'd sell tickets to that. You know how hands on their methods can be."

"Do you really want to see that?" he was holding his sides by taht point. "Aya'd name it "Aya and Shigure's wonderful introduction to the Red Light District, chapter one, bunny men..."

"Oh man...hey...where's my coat?"

Kyo nearly had to sit back down again for laughing. He wiped the tears from his eyes and shook his head. "The path to Shigure's. The damn rat probably picked it up for you."

"Right" Haru noted, reaching up to run fingers through his hair in thought "And...where'd the path go?" really, he got lost easily...but these weren't even the same woods.

Nice grass though.

"It's. . .fuck, I dunno. Back home. This is Milliways, Bar at the end of the universe."

"Oh" he noted quietly, looking around slowly and stretching his arms.

"Right."

"...can we get a drink?" yes, he normally was calm about weird stuff.

"Non-alcoholic. . .Bar knows we're underage."

He'd tried that already.

Haru shrugged "I've ID on me" he responded simply. What? Beer was made from grain. It tasted good.

Kyo shook his head. "Not working. She's. . .smart."

Oh boy, other people are so much better at this.

Well, knowing Kyo would have screamed at something until it submitted or kicked his ass, he'd take the cat's word for it "Oh"

"Tea then."

"Yep. Sounds good. Tea and tempura."

He stretches a bit and walks toward the door.

"Yeah" he agreed simply. Sure, Bar at the end of the universe where he couldn't get beer...but food was always good.

Kyo is rarely in Bar proper. But he has established a routine for when he does come inside. When he takes a stool, Bar pops up with a canned coffee and plate of tempura. "Can I get another please, Bar? And some tea?"

Haru wouldn't blame Kyo, the outside was nice, and well worth staying in judging by the air and grass...but even he couldn't help but stare blankly at the Bartop for a minute or two.

Or five.

"Vegetable tempura" he noted at last, blinking slowly. "Thank you"

What else was he suppose to say?

Kyo nodded and ate. "Yeah."

He shrugged. "You get used to it."

"Sure" why not after all? At least this was a pleasant weirdness!

"Thanks, Kyo." simple as that.

"Shut up and eat, Haru." But he smiled warmly at his cousin.

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