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*Fate breezes into the bar as breezily as a smug being like Fate can breeze. Which is to say that he blows through the door in the form of an unusually cold gust of wind before solidifying into a seated figure at the bar, not that he enters cheerily and casually. After all, that is much harder.*

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Uck.

[[Most.]]

Ook eeek oook.

[[They give me bananas.]]

Oook eek.

[[Well, they can be taught.]]

Ook eeek ook rrrukchu.

[[Ones who learn the way of the banana think they are clever by bringing me bananas. They do not have enough bananas in the head.]]

Oook eek ook ook.

[[Well, what human does? I mean, really.]]

Ook eeek oook ook ooooook ock eeek ruk oook eek ook ook oook.

[[True. They are lacking in bananas. Sometimes I think they think only by rolling the few bananas in their heads around an idea and then smashing it with another banana. It is a most saddening rot-banana.]]

*simply* Ook.

[[Banana.]]

*The Librarian offers him his coffee cup.*

Ook ook eeek oook.

[[This strong banana smoothie.]]

Oook eek ook.

[[No thank you~~, I'm watching my figure.~~]]

((ooc: oh god, cannot help self.))

Oook eek ook ook ruk ook.

[[That is very sad. Do you have a banana+ in mind?]]

+connotation: 'banana' as in, 'banana-shape'. Simian is sometimes complicated.

Eeek eek ook ook.

[[Yes. This one.]]

*The Librarian blinks.*

Oook eeek ook ook eeek ruk ook?

[[You have a banana+?]]

+same thing.

Ook.

[[When I want.]]

Eeek ...ook ruk ook.

[[How - interesting. You sound like one who learns the way of banana.]]

Ook eeek ook ook.

[[I am the banana.]]

Ook eek ook urk ook.

[[There is no banana.]]

Ook.

[[Banana.]]

Ooook ook eeek.

[[Would you like a banana?]]

Ooook ooook ook.

[[No. Would you like a balloon?]]

Eeek.

[[No.]]

Ook.

[[Very well.]]

Uck.

[[Fate+ of what?]]

+translates to, in accurate translation, 'what happens to small banana after birth'.

Oook oook ook.

. . . ook.

[[Everything. Except sometimes things the Lady* takes.]]

*'great green banana of questionable taste'

Ook ook eeek ook ook chch.

[[Do you see everything+ that happens?]]

+all banana plantations

Oook eek ick ook ook.

[[I see all the little baby bananas. And the not baby bananas, and the old bananas, and the bananas that have passed out of this world and into the next stomach . . . ]]