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"Attention, any guys here who used to be gals!" yells the 15-year-old girl standing on the Bar. "I am in the same minty-fresh boat as you, and I am rather desperately in need of kissing!"

Any takers?

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"Molly. A Moll is a brainless girl who hangs off a gangsters arm." What? She's from Chicago, you learn this stuff in history. "So, you have to kiss a boy?"

"A boy who used to be a girl, yeah. The antidote's not really the kiss, it's the saliva, but it sounds gross when you say it that way."

"Thank god it's only that!" It could be so much worse Tucker, it really could. "So, why'd you turn yourself intoa girl?"

Oh, Tucker's got no complaints about the cure procedure.

"Because the bowl was labeled 'Free Mints'." She is glowering. Can you blame her?

"How stupid do you have to be to fall for- Oh, sorry." She offers a cute smile.

"Oh, ha ha. Look, I'd been eating liver and onions, okay?"

"Dear god, why?" That just sounds disgusting.

"I'm a meat connoisseur! It's good stuff! But it kinda does not-so-great things to your breath, and Danny was complaining."

Molly is not laughing. Molly is not laughing. Molly is not going to- A stifled chuckle manages to sneak through her lips. "And you were doing this BEFORE your sex change?"

Blink. Then, indignantly: "I was singing! That's all!"

"Is that what the kids are calling it these days?"

Tina points to where Danny and Sam are having a nice cozy reunion. "That is his girlfriend! We are all three of us best friends and entirely hetero!"

She nods, one eyebrow raised. "Sure ya are."

"Danny!" yells Tina. "Tell Molly we're not gay!"

Danny, who was kind of busy canoodling with Sam, suddenly looked over with an eyebrow raised.

He gestured at Sam. "Do I really have to tell her?"

Come on, tangible proof.

"That's what I said!"

"Well, there's the proof HE isn't." Oh, she's just feeling mean tonight.

Tina glowers. "You are evil, you know that?"

She sticks her tongue out at him. "just making the best of a bad situation, yes?"

"My bad situation." She tosses her hair, making her pony beads rattle. "Although I suppose losing Tucker Foley is a bad situation for the ladies."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sorry, it's the hair flip. really.

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