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There's a tall, pretty woman sitting at one of the tables, with a sign propped up in front of her:

The utterly mortified expression on Tommy's face, plus the handwriting discrepencies between verse and credit, strongly suggest that someone else took the initiative to write the sign out for her.

That someone is so going to pay for this later, but for now, the sign speaks the truth. Tommy really, really wants her boy parts back now, plz.

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"Hi. I think I can help you?" Very tall redhead girl...

Tommy immediately looks up... and up some more, because Caitlin is a good five inches taller. She also looks markedly relieved.

"Have you already been changed back?" she asks. She saw the notice that had replaced the box of mints some time after Dot had told her what the cure entailed. She'd been resistant to the idea at the time. Now, Tommy might actually be willing to snog an entire roomful of people in the hopes that one might be able to help.

"I would... be extremely grateful, for the assistance."

"You don't neet to woory. It is actually very fun to help people..." Cait just moves closer, and tongue-sloppy-deep-kisses the other girl. Because it is fun!

Tommy's initial reaction is to almost, and inadvertently, swallow her own tongue. Cait certainly has a very direct approach to the matter. Fortunately it only takes a moment for the Ranger to recover, and she promptly kisses back. It's sloppy, but skilled.

Hey, if you're only gonna be kissing someone once, you wanna leave a good impression. It's only polite, after all.

Who said anything about 'only kissing once'? Who knows what the future has in stock? Hmm? Even after the SPLORT, Cait might not stop the kissing.

Well, the guy who wrote the sign might have a few definite things to say on the matter, considering he's Tommy's boyfriend ~~and probably wants Tommy to be a guy again as much as Tommy does~~.

SPLORT! Or TROLPS!, possibly, as it's going going the other way now.

Tommy's a bit to elated to remember to stop with the kissing for a few seconds. He's a bit more focused on the fact that he's back to normal than what he's actually doing.

Well, the kiss stops when Tommy stops kissing, and Cait grins to him... "Better now?"

Tommy looks a little bit dazed, courtesy of the rather odd progression of sensations. Girl Parts >> SNOGGING >> SPLORT! >> Guy Parts is rather an interesting succession of things to have to experience.

Even by Ranger standards, the past minute or so has been EXCEEDINGLY weird. It has now progressed into awkward, because what the hell do you say after something like this?

"I... yes. Thank you, thank you very much."

The sign that Jason so thoughtfully made out immediately gets shredded into pieces.

"You are welcome." The tall redhead grins, sitting up. "Anything else?"

"I'm good, thanks." Tommy grins. "Lemme know if I can ever return the favour, though."

...okay, that came out all wrong. He holds up a hand to forestall any questions/outrage/whatever. "And by that I mean, if I can ever help you out in some way. I'm in your debt for this one."

"Oh, like I said, it was my pleasure. So don't worry." She winks, getting up.

Tommy smiles, getting up as well. "Thanks," he says again, before nodding politely and moving off in search of one Jason Lee Scott.

That man is going to pay.

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