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*And the landlord said
" Let There Be Tim "
And there was a multitude of Tim
Tim as far as the eye could see
But it Turned out to be a Glitch
And soon there was but one Tim.
And it was the real Tim, or at least as real as Milliways gets. He pauses a moment to shake his head, trying to clear away after images of himself as he leans against the doorjam to the lake.A sheet of water cascades from his hair door his body, vanishing into steam before it touches the floor. Clearly all has not been dealt with quite yet. He places one foot carefully in front of the other as he enters the bar, doing his best to keep control of whatever is affecting him. He snags a passing wait rat neatly with his mind.*

Scuse me. Al, right? I need a drink. I am not sure what kind. It is yey tall, mainly blue with a core of red, and smells like the color purple. Thank you.

*And he sets the rat down to do its work.*

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Remember the whole other me's?

*A second head grows from Tims shoulder, a familiar eyeless Tim.*

"Hi!"

*Tim growls and pushes it back into hsi body.*

Issues.

::winces:: That doesn't sound like much fun at all.

*Tim stares at the double lines, then at his fingers.*

did i do that?

...I don't think so. Wouldn't surprise me, given the circumstances, but it also might've... just happened.
And it's amusing, at least, so if it was you I won't kill you for it or anything.

*Tim blushes.*

Well, if you like it, i deffently did it then.

::shakes he head, smirking just enough to show she isn't being entirely serious::
And how do I know you're not just saying that?

For i am Tim the Mighty, Doer of Magic

*He strikes a pose. It's ruined by the bunny ears protruding from his head.*

::Jane is perilously close to a gigglefit. Considering she Does Not Giggle, this is really quite the achievement::
You are Tim who is having a few issues with reality at the moment.

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