Pickles Bakes Brownies

[dingdongdoodily.livejournal.com]

Pickles has spent a couple days in the kitchen of Mordhaus, cooking. Why? Because he felt like it.

And what has he baked up?

A BIG OL HEAPIN' HELPIN' of his world-famous, first class "special" brownies.

And with the help of a few roadies, he brings in the plates full of them, sets them on a table, with a sign,

"Take one."

And walks back out, roadies following behind him.

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[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill walks past, sees brownies and 'take one' and quickly snags one from the top and takes a bite. Mmmm...chocolate.

Wait...

"Aw, dammit." He smacks a hand to his forehead realizing, Milliways + free food = usually bad.

Too late now though.

With a resigned shrug he grabs another and heads for a table. Hey, if something is going to happen he may as well enjoy the free brownie part of it before it does right?

[badboybutterman]

BROWNIES! Danny likes brownies. And FREE brownies are even better than just regular brownies. But Danny has no idea that these aren't free regular brownies. He also doesn't know about the strange things that sometimes happen when people eat free food in Milliways.

So he takes one and stuffs it into his mouth. YUMMEH.

Sure, the sign says "Take one," but Danny looks this way...and then that way...and then nicks another brownie, a little one, y'know, one of those deformed ones that kinda fell apart while trying to scrape it out of the pan. And he happily finishes it off.

[favoured-azula.livejournal.com]

Azula does not like this place (still) and so when she enters it, she's rather grumpy.

She sits down at a table, and eyes the brownies at the other table. She can't read the sign, but she figures that if someone left them for the taking...then she should take one. They look good, after all.

Even if they are PEASANT FOODS.

...


Azula grabs a brownie on her way out to the lake (where she'll stay for only a moment before running back inside. It's cold), eating it as she goes.

(And when she comes back in, freezing, she grabs two more).

And the mun smiles wanly and goes off to work now, content that she's let her fourteen year old snob get high.

[thechaosbringer]

Most of the crazy things you do are the things people dared you to do. What follows is something the mun dared herself to do...


Funny thing about those special brownies is that they have an energy signature not unlike a dying Transformer.

Dying Transformer = feeding opportunity for one certain multiversal entity.

.............................

He might have had a couple. He might have had three or more. Some gods just don't know when to stop. Especially when the food is just as yummy as a dying Transformer.

Suffice to say he stops when his sped-up digestive processes process the special ingredient contained within.

Wow. That's sufficiently weird!

Also. He's seeing Skittles dance in front of his face. Lots of them.

He makes his way over to the Observation Window to enjoy some raw destruction and forgets that essential part that allows him to pass through glass without harming the glass.

Ow.

He... He'll just be lying there for the next ten hours or so.

With an expression not unlike his icon.

He certainly won't be eating and planet-ing for a while yet.


Somewhere, Primus is laughing. Hard.

[young_womble]

Free food.

The staple of a Womble's diet.


One of the brownies has gone.

[much.livejournal.com]

There are very few things, to Much's mind, better than free food.

And so when the somewhat bedraggled outlaw finds his way once again to the Bar and spots the plate, of COURSE a couple of the lovely things are pocketed.

[missginnytonic.livejournal.com]

Ginny sees the plate of brownies and so how missing all the other times of bad Milliway's food Gets one and orders a Glass of milk walking over to a table.

[fighter--pilot.livejournal.com]

Free brownies?

Uh, kriff yes.

[didntseeit.livejournal.com]

So.

So there are brownies. And a sign saying 'take one'. And they are free. And tempting.

And this is Milliways.

Ajedrez bites her bottom lip, wavering.

Fuck it.

She picks one up. Just one.

All hers.

[dean-o-dell.livejournal.com]

Fact: Cyrus O'Dell came of age in the Golden Age of Recreational Drug Use.

Fact: He was an academic pretty much his entire adult life.

Fact: He knows what a free brownie is when he sees it.

Fact: As Dean of Hearst College, he had a zero tolerance policy. Even when the pot in question was being used for medicianl purposes by an adult.

Fact: He inhaled. More than once.

So he takes a couple of brownies, thinking that he's no longer Dean, that he wants to know if they still affect him the same way, and whether they are a better buzz than scotch.