http://lissla-lissar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lissla-lissar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-12-21 03:45 pm

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OOM: California.

One woman, seven dogs, and a smile. Lissar has a book from the library upstairs and is curled on the couch with Ash draped across her legs and the rest of the dogs spread out on the ground around her. Lissar is sunburned, and about as relaxed as she ever could be while in public. Her sunglasses are on the arm of the couch next to her. If she's to go back today she'll want them.

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[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Lissar's probably familiar with the reversed THX sound by now, given that it happens every time one of the Autobots from Ironhide's world comes in. In this case, the sound is followed shortly thereafter by stomping footfalls. Ironhide can walk extremely quietly when he really tries. He just sees no reason to try around here.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
"There you are." Ironhide catches sight of the movement right away and heads in its direction. "Got something for you, Lissar."

Plain old greetings are for other people.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"This is from Prime, who got it from the other humans on the base," Ironhide says as he extracts the package (http://autocommander.livejournal.com/1717.html) from one of his chest compartments. Captain Lennox's squad had special shirts made with the symbols of both the United States Army and the Autobots, to show how proud they were of working jointly with us. One was set aside for you."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ironhide just reaches out to lay a hand on Lissar's shoulder. "Far as I'm concerned, you already are," he says, maybe just a little proudly. "But there's nothing wrong with striving. Welcome aboard."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Not as much as I thought," Ironhide admits. "Optimus said I need to notify him first next time. Or at least send a message when I'm on the road. He understood."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Good," says Ironhide. "Think I scared a couple of humans pretty badly when I was looking for you. I don't need to get that worried again."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
"First I didn't know where you were," says Ironhide. "Then Ace said you'd been lost in time. And then Bumblebee told me about the Nullspark keeping up his interest in you. Anything could've happened to you. I had no way of knowing..."

He trails off, shaking his head.

"We're gonna have to get you a cellular phone, to start with. If I gotta call in, so do you."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
"A telephone. A portable one. Humans use them to call other humans just about anywhere, and send messages. Sometimes they record sounds and pictures on them. The important thing is, if you have one, you can call us without having to look for us."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ironhide rumbles angrily for a moment, looking around in case using the title drew its attention, but there's no sign of that having happened. He turns back to Lissar. "We'll get you one. I'll ask one of the humans to show you how to use it. They're too small for fingers like mine to work."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
He reins it in quickly; there's no point to reacting like that when it's not here to react to. "Good," Ironhide says. "Seems like the humans on Earth think they're pretty important, so it'll help you fit in with them, too."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, Sergeant Epps says they go through a lot of 'sunscreen'," says Ironhide. "We'll get you some. Does that burn need treatment or anything?"

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Eh, I have no clue myself," says Ironhide. "Ratchet might. I was gonna try and ask the Bar for something. She seems to be able to get everything else, right?"

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Right," says Ironhide. "I'll be right back."

When he returns, he's squinting at a tube full of clear, goopy stuff. "Looks like some kind of lube," he says dubiously, "but that's what she gave me. Here."

Not like the giant robot has any reason to know what aloe vera is.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Remind me to mention it to Ratchet, then, in case he doesn't already know," says Ironhide. "He's trying to learn human medicine in case he ever needs to use it."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hear that? That's Sergeant Epps' prerecorded snort. Ironhide gets a lot of mileage at that sound. "I'm not gonna forget, I just don't know if it'll come to mind when he's around," he says with exaggerated patience. "Come to think of it, though, you could tell him yourself. Bet he'd appreciate that, hearing it from a human."