http://pc-cooper.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pc-cooper.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-05-05 05:00 pm

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Gwen Cooper didn't...quite remember the last time she was here. That's what retcon will do to you. And so much has happened since then, anyway...she's Torchwood now.

A secret (okay not so secret) organisation designed to hunt aliens. If it's alien, it's ours!

It's a horribly exciting life!! Can't you tell as Gwen wanders in with an armful of paperwork? Yes. SO VERY EXCITING.

She looks around for a moment, vague memories of this place flitting back. Back when she was police. Before Torchwood. They...have really good tea here.

So there's a Gwen Cooper sitting at that table over there, mulling over paperwork with a cuppa. Yay!

[ooc: fails, bbs, and has an allergy attack of doom, but is studying for exam tomorrow and should be around for a while. or dead...we'll see~]

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-06 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"What?" That was when I realized I'd been talking to myself - not the first time that habit's gotten me in trouble. "Oh. Sorry. I just had...something really weird happen to me. I'm a little rattled, is all."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure you could understand this - not unless you deal with aliens on a regular basis. That gives a person a whole new set of standards for 'weird.'"

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh. That'll teach me to watch my mouth around here, then." I held out a hand to the young lady. "Rick Schumann, owner and operator of the Draco Tavern - Earth's only multispecies bar. Well," I amended, considering the last bit of our conversation, "on my Earth, anyway."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Are aliens official where you come from?" I asked. "I mean, do most people know and acknowledge they exist, or are they still just theoretical?" I wasn't going to go into the murky subject of 'alien abductees.'

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I nodded. "Well, they're official where I come from. We made first contact with an alien species in 2009, when the chirpsithra decided to land and say hello. Since then we've had quite a few visitors, although by galactic standards our planet's kind of a backwater."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"These guys made sure they were hard to miss - not just lights in the sky, but radio and television broadcasts, public meetings with ambassadors and researchers, the works. I'm pretty sure we had out-of-town visitors before then, but every time I ask an alien about that he, she or it skirts the question."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're not invade-the-Earth types, no. But 'bad' is kind of a relative term: some of our visitors have a different morality that's hard to deal with." Witness what had happened to me earlier that day. "How do you deal with hostile aliens, though? I might be wrong, but you look like you're from the early twenty-first century at the latest - you wouldn't have comparable technology, unless certain conspiracy theories are true."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can see how that would help, but isn't it dangerous sometimes? Some of your hostile aliens could fall out, and some things from your side could fall in."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess not. I know of a few species that eat worse things - some of which I have to keep in stock in the basement. Most of the problems I tend to have are with humans who don't understand what they're dealing with."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I imagine that a certain amount of willful disbelief helps. That's one thing humans seem to be good at."

I guess I sounded kind of bitter, but having other sentient species as a basis for comparison can do that to a person.

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have a point there. The aliens I've dealt with aren't hostile, but knowing certain things about them would keep a lot of people awake at night." I'd had nightmares for weeks after learning about the gligstith(click)optok's taste for cloned human meat, and I dealt with the glig and their ways all the time.

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"The problem is, the human race has to be ready some time, or they're going to do something stupid. Some nations were really close to nuking the chirpsithra when they first made contact. I've never been able to bring myself to ask a chirp what they would've done if we'd been dumb enough to fire on them."

[identity profile] alien-bartender.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Have to go! I should be back in a few hours.]