http://willeatanything.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] willeatanything.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-07-21 08:49 pm

Neglected Pup Night.

Here is Emile.

Emile the rat.

The mighty rat.

Mighty. For he is the lord of trash, the hunter of rare items of refuse that are gems in his eye. Stalking the garbage cans of Milliways looking for his trophy.

He's...

He's...

o.o

Apparently stuck in the last rubbish bin he jumped into and is now causing it to shake and hop. And shout. Muffled shouts.

Remy always thought garbage was bad for you, but this might not have been what he'd had in mind.





[Mini Tag: Emile (Ratatouille)]

[identity profile] newdirective.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
After somerattling shaking and hopping, there is a crash -- garbages goes everywhere. Maybe even Emile goes everywhere.

But more importantly: when the trash bin falls over, this catches the attention of one very curious robot. Emile best be careful, or he's going to get compacted. After all, a robot's got to follow his directive...

[identity profile] newdirective.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't, really. There's the whir of gears, one of the busted up treads flapping against the floor as he wheels over to the rat; a musical query note is played, and then the robot reaches out to poke the furry bundle.

Been a long time since he's seen a rat. They've been dead on his planet for centuries, after all.

[identity profile] newdirective.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Metal hands are not ungentle in attempting to right Emile, but let's face it: Those are hard, cold metal robot hands. Still, he's very careful in getting the rat to NOT fall down, looking at him with blatant inquiry: What are you and why are you so silly?

[identity profile] newdirective.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's a pleased chirrup, and then the little guy goes to the trash now that Emile seems okay, and begins to gather up the trash for compaction.

...probably a good thing Emile is over HERE instead of over THERE, cause... he makes it into a nice little cube. Emile would have been like the ugly, not-very-creamy center to a twinkie that nobody would have wanted to eat. Ever.

[identity profile] newdirective.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alas -- WALL-E does not speak Rat.

He barely speaks three words of English.

He simply chirrups again at the rat, as if bewildered by what it's going on about. Hi adorable rat, are you okay? Did you get brained? He turns and then looks ponderously at the rat and makes that query noise again.