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In Enzo's defence, the pink thing at the end of the Bar has been inert lately. He really didn't think it a problem to go to that end for an order of chips.

Oh, how wrong he was.

He realizes his mistake as the music begins and he starts dancing involuntarily.

Thank goodness he hadn't picked up the chips yet.

[Uh-oh, the Karaoke Machine's on! Watch the ~~horror~~fun, or get ensnared yourself!]

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In a deep, bellowing voice Red sings,

"Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango?"

then leans close to Enzo as they sing in unison:

^♫Thunderbolts and lightning, very very fright'ning me!

Galileo!^♫ Enzo shrills by himself.

"Galileo!" Red booms beside him.

^♫Galileo!^♫

"Galileo!"

Enzo joins Red on ^♫Galileo, Figaro!^♫

Galileo he knows of, barely, but he's never heard of a language called Figaro...

"Magnificoooo!"

Sung in a high belt that drops lower with the music.

The lyrics seem to switch tracks here, though the music stays the same.

^♫I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me!^♫

Oh, real nice.

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!"

Red's is nice too. Nice and loud.

^♫Easy come, easy go,
Will you let me go?^♫

Survey says: not 'til the end of the song.

Which better be soon Red's thinking.

"Bismillah! No!,we will not let you go!"

^♫Let him go!^♫ shrieks Enzo. The Karaoke Machine cares not about inappropriate changes in pronoun!

"Bismillah! We will not let you go!"

Why should it care about little things like pronouns when clearly it doesn't even bother with self preservation. Red wouldn't be singing now if it did.

^♫Let him go!^♫

Seriously. Let him go if you know what's good for you.

"Bismillah! We will not let you go!"

Red knows this song, and knows it's almost over. Already his stone fingers are tightening. Hopefully he won't dent the counter when he wallops the machine.

Well. Two-thirds over.

^♫Let me go!^♫ Okay, the pronouns seem back on track.

One-third to go. Red can take it.

"Will not let you go!

^♫Let me go! Never, never...^♫ he sings under Red's next line.

"Will not let you go!"

^♫...never let me go-o-o-o-o!^♫

"No, no, no, no, no, no, No!"

^♫Oh, mama mia, mama mia,^♫ and in unison they bellow:

"Mama mia let me go!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!!!"

Red raises his stone hand to punctuate the words and lifts his chin towards the ceiling before bringing them both down rapidly for the required head banging session.

Oh, he's got a whole mess of 'em put aside for you, Red.

The headbanging makes the locks of Enzo's hair flip and flop around interestingly. Also, he's getting kinda dizzy.

^♫So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Ohhhh, baby,
Can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!^♫

The head banging stops and Red leans close to Enzo as they sing in unison,

"Oooooooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah."

Taking it solo again Hellboy softly croons,

"Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters.
Nothing really matters, to me..."