*Raph, again in a spectacular mood, comes in via the lake door. After giving the pub a once-over, he makes his way to the bar proper. He orders the standard breakfast of black coffee, scrambled eggs, bacon, and wheat toast with butter. He checks the population of the bar yet again, and doesn't see anyone who
looks like they'd be opposed to watching a little baseball, so he reaches up to the TV and grabs the remote. He looks around for the POWER button, and doesn't find it immediately. Then he remembers the last time he tried to wrestle with the tv, and he pulls a Sirius*
Uh, hi TV Remote.
*a small holographic man appears*
Greetings Sir. What would you like to watch today?Um, are the Yanks....The New York Yankees playing today?
Why certainly Sir.*The television springs to life, and there it is, Raph's beloved Yankee Stadium. It's the bottom of the First, and the Yanks are already down by three, to the Cleveland Indians. Admittedly, Raph doesn't recognize a handful of players on the field, but it doesn't matter, they're still Yankees.
*Awesome. Thanks lil' TV guy.
*The holographic man bows and disappears*