Happy Hour
Sep. 27th, 2018 09:27 pmHe was to go to the orchard, pick up a few barrels of cider for the Inn, and then deliver them.
Easy peasy, right?
Wrong.
So wrong.
Wicked freakin' wrong.
Because just as he's got the last barrel up in his arms, so that way he can back into the open and waiting doorway to the Disgruntled Tortoise, the door...changes. The barroom he backs into isn't the one he's expecting, and he doesn't really notice until he very nearly backs down the singular step from the Front Door to the Main Seating area, and by then it's just too late.*
The door closes itself shut, and Raph?
Well he's trapped in Milliways with a ridiculous amount of Adam Young's finest aged cider.
"Oh...oh you gotta be kiddin' me. Seriously?!"
He turns his heavily laden and put upon ire in Bar's direction.
The Special's Board slowly clears itself, and one by one several Zs appear.
"Oh no! Oh no you don't! I got places to be today!" he calls after her futility, but by the time he and the barrel make it over to her she's long gone asleep.
"Goddess, you suck." he mutters as he slowly lowers the barrel to the ground.
After shaking his arms out a few times he'll wipe clean the Specials Board.
In his barely legible scrawl, Raph will write:
CIDER
Eventually he'll even be ready to serve said cider, but at the moment...he's still shaking his arms out.
That barrel was heavy, and it wasn't the only one he was lifting today.
*you're mileage may vary.

