Outside of Milliways, long ago and far away,
things happen...
The door swings open. For once in his life, Ray is not covered in slime. nor is he giving off smoke.
He is, however, just ahead of a small knot of people, since Admiral Kirk, Hellboy, Romana, and the man in the grey suit accompanied him on the way out. They'll be in as soon as they wish. Ray just wanted to get the hell out of New Mexico.
"Bar," he announces, stepping away from the door, "I am going to find those Cthulhu slippers you gave me. And I am going to BURN THEM. With NUCLEAR FIRE."
Bar gives him a mug of Ovaltine the size of his head.
"BRIBERY WON'T HELP."
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