werejusttall.livejournal.comIt's been a long, hard day in the Nursery Crimes Division. Two new 'straw-into-gold' dens have popped up, and there's been trouble amongst the bears, to say nothing (and please, please say nothing) about the public nuisance complaints about the mold growing from the Old Lady's shoe-shaped house.
But at least he's caught one criminal today.
Alright, fine, it's just a PDR, and one of particularly dubious reality thanks to very poor plot development, but it was causing complaints, and now he won't have to hear about it for a while since getting a tooth fairy through lockup is probably going to take at least a month, what with all the paperwork.
With a sigh he dredges a jam jar out of his coat and unscrews it, releasing the tiny occupant.
"Here you go, now don't... get into trouble?" His instruction ends on a dubious note when he realizes, belatedly, that this is not lockup. "Oh."
"Shit."
(OOC: The challenge: This post is open to tagging by everybody! But there's a catch: You can only tag in with each of your pups once, and that one post has to move the plot along a bit. Srsly, the crazier, the better. This is Milliways, after all. :D Here's your chance to use all of your pups!)
(tinytag list: Jack Spratt, Dan Vasser)