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[superplumber.livejournal.com]

A little man runs into the bar and jumps on a waitrat.



What? That is the punchline.

[ tiny plumber tag: mario ]

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[father-sky.livejournal.com]

Meh.

Ouranos has seen stranger.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

The little man walks up to Ouranos.

Craaanes his little neck to look at him.


Then jumps on his foot.

[father-sky.livejournal.com]

Um.

Ooookay.

"Hi there."

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Mario looks up at him again.

And jumps on his foot again.

[father-sky.livejournal.com]

"Can I... help you?"

[hatchingviper.livejournal.com]

There is a kid with rather floppy brown hair reading a thick book on cellular biology. He is sitting in a chair looking very placid.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

There is now a little plumberman on his table!

[hatchingviper.livejournal.com]

So there is.

Wesker eyes him, privately thinks the moustache is a bit much, and returns his attention to the rich and intricate world of cellular anatomy.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

There is now a little plumberman on his book!

[mendanddefend_archive]

Bob? Is frozen on the spot, eyes locked on the little man.

He knows, knows that the first two Bar rules are 'no violence' and 'no outside business,' but it's not every cycle that a freaking User avatar enters the bar and starts stomping on things.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Mario takes no notice of him! He is not moving, so he poses no harm! It's only when he starts shooting bullets or sprouting piranha plants that he'll become an Issue.

[mendanddefend_archive]

How about when he projects a protective force bubble around the next waitrat in Mario's path? (Said waitrat lets out a squeal of surprise but appears to be unhurt.)

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Mario tries to jump on the protective force bubble.








He dies.

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

Is that a Mario?

Teddy's curious, so he walks up, studying him.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Mario scurries around Teddy, chasing after a fleeing waitrat.

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" he protests. "You can't do that! No violence in the bar!"

He runs after Mario and attempts to pick him up to stop this madness.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Someone touching Mario who's not a friend?

Pop Quiz Time!

Mario:
A) Dies
B) Is picked up
C) Bites Teddy

If you guessed A, you win a mushroom!

[ever_lovin]

An oblivious Ben is sitting at a table eating a plate of chili fries and drinking a beer.

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

In a surprising turn of events, Ben now has a little plumber on his table!

[ever_lovin]

"What the?!?" Ben managed to choke out around a big bite of fries as he pulls back in surprise. Oh no, a bit too far Ben. His chair starts to tip and then shatters under his weight. The table bounces in the air when he hits the ground.

Ben is now flat on his back with broken bits of chair underneath him but he's not choking of chili fries at least right?

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Mario bounces up from the impact of Ben's fall, but does little else. Once Ben is finally on the ground, Mario stands there for a moment, and then... hops off the table and moves on.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

LOOK OUT MARIO

THERE'S A TURTLE

IN A BALL.

(Also, a guy eating foods and keeping an eye on the turtle's whereabouts.)

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

The narration is positive all knows what happens next, to the turtle.

TASTE THE DEADLY RUBBER OF MARIO'S SHOES.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!! D:! says the turtle, rolling back a few disconcerting feet before coming to a stop at a pair of helpful speedster hands.

Their owner is now staring at the tiny plumber. THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

[superplumber.livejournal.com]

Ah, it would appear that the Koopa has reinforcement!

Mario's so not fucking with that. He walks around the speedster and moves along in the bar.